BREAKING NEWS! Mandatory Drug Tests required for Young Family NCAA Bracket Challenge 2010

This just in... amid the OBVIOUSLY INCORRECT allegations against Bradley Young and his apparent "drug use" that leads him to be a BALLER at the bracket challenge in 2009, the Board of the Young Family Bracket Challenge has implemented a new policy to take affect in 2010.

All participants, included but not limited to anyone with a connection to the Young family, no matter their race, age, sexual orientation, gender, or beliefs will be tested for drugs preceding the Young Family Challenge.

The test will require turning in a urine sample, blood sample, a hair follicle, a recent head shot photo, and $30. Tests will screen for steroids, HGH, milk, precognition (click here to explain), NyQuil, Bud Select, Starbucks, Pepsi, coffee, Sprite Zero, wine, and Mt. Dew. The tests will NOT screen for the "badassness" gene primarily found within the Young Family... nor Diet Pepsi.

"I think that it's an excellent idea," says Heather Abbott, 2008 winner and recent addition to the Young Family Bracket Challenge Board (See Rule #3 below). "And I'm glad I won before it became mandated -- 'cause now you can never prove anything."

In order to be fair and to protect the sanctity of this event and to avoid future issues such as this to occur, the Young Family Bracket Challenge Board finds this more than fair and will implement this rule in 2010.

** Rule 3 -- Past winners become Board Members following their victory. Brad is only a Board Member because he began and implemented the Challenge.